• Her computer. I have wanted a MacBook for years, and I believe next year will be the year I can finally afford one. My own dinosaur of a computer is in need of replacement. I know Apple drastically overprices their products, but you have to admit, they are damn sexy. And after a decade of owning PCs I think it's time to give Macs a whirl.
• Her job. I love writing! Now, I wouldn't necessarily write a sex column, but I do want to find a great subject that I love to write about and do that professionally. I think writing is the closest thing I have to a talent, and with practice I can really perfect it into a career.
• Her body. She is just the cutest girl, and she has an amazing body. I'm not a lesbian in any way, but I just love checking her out. Her body is beautiful, especially in the fab clothes she wears, which brings me to another item of hers I want:
• Her Dior newsprint dress. She wore this when she tracked down Natasha, the idiot stick figure, to talk to her about Big and apologizing for breaking up their marriage. Carrie looked killer in that dress. I don't own any dresses at all, but if I had her body I would definitely buy some, this one in particular.
• Her apartment. It is just so adorable! I know it's tiny, but it's in such a nice area in New York, so la-de-da! I love everything about it, both pre- and post-remodel. I hope I can emulate some aspect of it in my own place someday. I'm definitely doing the desk by the window thing at least.

I shall add to this list if I think of more stuff, and I'm sure I will. I'll also try to post more often, in order to both enthrall and entertain you, plus for practice. This is going to pay the bills one day, after all.

I can't think of a Carrie way to end this post, which is killing me. Poo.

I am a big fan of receiving free stuff. Even if said stuff is given in commemoration of me being very, very old. Birthday presents are some of my very favorite things. I also love giving them, of course, but today's post will deal with the fabulous act of getting them. Is it better to give than to recieve? Well, that depends on what it is, haha.

I went home yesterday to pick up my mom who is finally home after over a month in Mexico, and at my house there was a package from my fabulous friend Cam. My birthday gifts had arrived at last! I read the fabulous black (of course) and hot pink birthday card, then very maturely and delicately unwrapped my package (by which I mean I savagely ripped off the luxurious metallic blue wrapping paper) to reveal a gorgeous crystal heart keychain like this one:

Except mine is purple, and therefore that much more fabulous. I have used the word "fabulous" like 4 times in this post already, I know. That's just how I roll. Anyway, I put this keychain on my car keys immediately (I hate people who have fifty keychains on their 2 keys!!! I only use one at a time.)

In a larger bundle was the biggest, boldest and awesomest purse/handbag I've ever owned. It's kinda like this one:

But mine's white. I love it. It holds all my stuff and is so big that it's easy to find what I need. Plus is just looks so dramatic and badass, like old school tattoos and Mexican folk art. (^_^)

Loving these two things (and oh yes, how I love my things) makes me realize I've been moving in a more fashion forward direction this year. I finally realized how much I really love my big blingy star charm bracelet from Icing by Claire's and how if I wear it I don't need to wear any other jewelry because it's so bold and eyecatching on its own. Fabulous. Yes, I said it again, problem??

In the sprit of fashion forwardness I've started filling wishlists on Alloy.com and Torrid.com including cute clothes with a lot less black than I'm used to, plus some actual cute and girly accessories. I still love my piercing jewelry most of all and won't change that, but I could do with some more feminine stuff in addition to it. I have a feeling I'll be blogging about a little more fashion (don't panic, I'm not becoming one of THOSE girls) in the future, just because I'm finding how fun it is to shop for and own cute things!

Until next time, love, peace, and chicken grease!